Whether you’re a seasoned traveler or planning a trip for the first time, here are 10 lighthearted travel quotes to provide wit and humor for your journey ahead.
1. "When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money." ~Susan Heller
2. “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." ~Henny Youngman
3. “I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” ~Mark Twain
4. "If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel." ~Will Kommen
5. “Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.” ~Charles Kuralt
6. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” ~George Carlin
7. “Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage.” ~Regina Nadelson
8. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.” ~Unknown
9. “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” ~Oscar Wilde
10. "Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen." ~Benjamin Disraeli
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Great post for the Q Day and I love the Quotes!! Fun to read what people with a sense of humor can come up with! Have a lovely evening!
ReplyDeleteSylvia
Love those quotes -- they brought a smile on a cold November evening.
ReplyDeletePerfect quotes that gave me a smile or true. A sense of humor can get you far that's for sure.
ReplyDeletelove those quotes, esp 1, 5 and 9.
ReplyDeleteROG, ABC Wednesday team
Very good travel quotes... my favorite is #9. Maybe because I Journal, and think it's pretty interesting..haha
ReplyDeleteThese are so much fun!
ReplyDeleteWonderful quotes. They make lot of sense.
ReplyDeleteVery clever and lots of great quotes!
ReplyDeleteErika B
Lol ! it's true that km are shorter than miles, that's why we use them !
ReplyDeleteVery great quotations!
ReplyDeleteI like this one: "If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel"
That's true : my passport photo is always terrible. And I hate people saying:"oh, it's a spitting image"
Thanks for visiting. Have a great day!
Those were hilarious :D
ReplyDeleteHahahaaha!! LOVE Nos 1 and 4! LOL!
ReplyDeleteExcellent idea to use 'quotes'!
I am a big fan of quotes. I copy them into whatever journal I am working at the time. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteDonna - ABC Wednesday